Motherfucker, I need some action, I am just twiddling my thumbs and it's driving me crazy.

Okay, punching the air out of frustration is getting old. I need to dump a bucket of cold water over my head or something.

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put steps in the middle of a road? I sincerely hope this isn't the norm for this road. They were at war correct? Hopefully this was a tactic used to make it more difficult to get to the village and put it under siege. I did like that little place.

Hey everybody,

There's a party tonight in the tavern. Should start around 5ish. There will be enough food. More than enough. There's booze -- ale, stout or something dark, whiskey, wine and -- sorry, still no vodka. I heard there will be music too.

So just show up.

I found some herbs hidden away in a box in one of the houses. Anyone want to try them out with me?

And before those of you who are a bit too self-righteous begin to preach just don't. I could care less what the hell you think at this point.

Okay, so I could get used to that sleeping in a bed thing. That's probably a bad thing. It might be awhile before we hit another town.

Has anyone seen a cell phone around? I think I lost mine, and this is not the type of place I fancy loosing my cell phone in. No offense.


I'm Alec, by the way. Alec Lightwood. Hi. So... My cell phone. Kinda need it please.