Merton was pinned to the sofa, and really didn't have much say in what they did. What with the not being able to move.
He grinned though. "He is? Did you find that out in all the times you shagged? i thought it was only once! Was it really loads of time and I didn't notice? Did you shag on the table? We should get a new table." Shagging and food didn't mix.
Well, sometimes. "Chocolate sauce and whipped cream and things," Merton decided out loud, despite the rest of his reasoning to get to that not having been aloud.