"Oh." Merton considered that. "It didn't mean he didn't get laid anyway. Just that they didn't come into the dorms. I think he did all the time anyway." Most of them hadn't exactly been celibate at school.
Merton plucked at a hair on Heath's leg again, since he was still stuck with feet in his lap. "They'd probably have been grossed out anyway. Dorm full of blokes snoring and farting and throwing pillows at each other to shut up and things."