"I'm not a baby. I throw up less often and don't wear diapers." Well. Except for that one time, but that was when he was younger and Merton hadn't yet learned to say no to someone else's kinks. Which, actually, he still didn't, and would just go find Leigh or someone make an excuse for him. Which had led to more than a few awkward moments.
"Okay. I won't move out. But if you want me to, tell me in time to find a flat so I don't have to go stay with someone else," Merton told them, grinning and reaching to pluck a hair again. "Join you when you adopt babies, or in bed? Gideon says I already shagged him, but I don't remember, so it probably wasn't that good." Merton cocked his head. "That was good. It was all flaky though. I wonder if flakes are harder to make."