"Not everyone. I mean some of us are married." Merton paused. "One of us," he amended. "And some of us have girlfriends, sometimes, or boyfriends, or people we like better. And I think I slept with Leigh. . ." Which didn't have anything to do with anything, since it was just the once if it happened anyway. Merton couldn't remember that well. He also couldn't remember if he'd ever slept with Gideon, and then there had been that night when he thought he was bitten by a vampire.
So there was a lot of things Merton didn't quite remember.
"Okay. Well tell me if you want to start dating and you have to buy him flowers and I have to move out so you can adopt Chinese babies," Merton told him, grinning widely.