"They don't make miniature dragons? Why not? There's miniature everything else. I saw a miniature cow once. I think it was angry about being small." Or it'd seemed angry. Maybe it was a tiny bull though. Bulls were usually angry.
"Well it'd be different if you wanted to shag. Since then I'd be watching, and that'd just be a bit off. I don't usually watch. I used to date a bird who always wanted me to watch but what's the point when you don't get to touch too? And the other girl had big teeth. I was always worried when she bit her." Merton shrugged. "So you're not shagging all the time then? Just once? Or was that what you did when I was with Linda?"