Three 'On The Rocks' later...
Sometime later, Penn found herself sitting on the floor of the living room, surrounded by scatter cushions and with the remains of the bottle of the whisky placed ceremonially on the orange crate.
Somehow the spam had followed them through.
"Okay, okay," Penny retorted as she leaned against the sofa "most embarassing gift you've ever been given?"
The whisky - whilst she wasn't on the way to being drunk, had left her pleasantly warm.