Hermione blinked at that, then rolled her eyes. "He's an idiot and a liar. He doesn't want that. He's just too stupid to know what he wants or doesn't, and he turns into a shivering mass nerves when you're around him for more than five seconds." It was a far more honest and less forgiving description of Harry than Hermione was prone to giving, usually, but she wasn't feeling very forgiving.