"Clever," Jack said with a laugh when the story came out. "Of course if you turned enough girls into bookkeepers, they could start conspiring to capture you." Crazy girl army!
A sort snort was Jack's answer to the kiddie question, followed by a shake of his head. "No. Definitely not. I can guarentee that's not the case." Pause. "Unless some bloke out there's a miracle." And even then, no. Jack hadn't slept with that many people, and none of them girls, so no Sloper sproggins out there anywhere.