"Do you usually turn girls into bookkeerpers?" Jack asked curiously. That was one way to get rid of... wait, no. That didn't get rid of them! That kept them around. Very odd.
"I like that as well. Get them all wound up and then when they're sticky, hand them back to Mum and Dad." He didn't have too many close friends with children though. But then, he was only twenty-one. It would, however, happen eventually. "Kids are fun though." Maybe because Jack was full of energy and liked running around and playing games!