"Are you doubting my rash creating skills?" Jack asked, mouth forming an 'O' of surprise, playing at offended. Although it only worked for a moment, maybe two, before his easy, big smile was back on his face.
"I could make a brilliant rash. Course it might end up being real." That was quite likely! And then Andrew would have to go around all itchy until Jack dumped him in an oatmeal bath. Why was oatmeal good for itches? He did not know.
"Well then we'll keep that idea for next time, Andy," he said as he took some more glorious, magnificant bacon.