"I'm not going out there," Fred said again. "I've already done my duty for the family or whatnot today, I'm not going out there to do yours too!" He did open the bottle though, because he was willing to do that.
"Talking mole, huh? That's sort of brilliant. Think we could get them so that the adhesive lasts ... what, a week? Then they'd have to buy another one. What would they say though...Huh? Oh. Took dad to lunch."