"Right, and you'd get perverts, and then I'd have to kill them, and then I'd go to Azkaban and you'd have to marry Julien...." Which had made sense when he'd thought about it, but not so much when he said it. Alfie snorted, though, and took a drink of his coke.
"Don't go getting a roommate that's a bloke, okay? Because I'd hate to have to sleep on your sofa all the time."
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