Penelope quickly shook her head to indicate that she wouldn't be needing any of the porn, which brought them directly to her 'secret'.
"This is so stupid," she sighed and momentarily covered her face with the magazine she held in her hands. "I've actually never...looked...at porn," the magazine still covered her mouth when she told Oliver and she spoke quickly. "Isn't that ridiculous?" Penny rolled her eyes at herself and slapped the magazine back down on her lap. "I mean, it's not a huge secret or anything, but it's sort of embarrassing given that I'm as old as I am and it seems to be so common for people to be looking at porn. I almost feel left out."