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Seamus Finnigan ([info]irishflirt) wrote in [info]wished,
@ 2009-08-31 22:51:00

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Entry tags:!1997: 08, !complete, dean thomas, seamus finnigan

Who: Seamus Finnigan & Dean Thomas
When: 28th August (Backdated)
Where: London
What: School is about to start, but Seamus decides that he and Dean need to go to a pub before going back to Hogwarts.
Rating: PG-13

"And then me Da said, 'Seamus, just because I give ye free drinks here, doesn't mean ye have to drink me out of a living!' And then he called me mam and told her that I get it from her side of the family, because the men on his side have more of a tolerance. I didn't much care to listen to the conversation after that though, because they started to talk about having dinner together and candles and shite like that," Seamus babbled, as he dragged Dean down the street toward a well lit pub nearby.

In a few days, they would be on the train back to Hogwarts. Everyone could feel it in the air that this year was going to be different, that it was going to be more important than the ones previous to it. But Seamus didn't let that weigh heavily on his mind, because they had a few more days of being carefree left.

No DA, no attacks on Hogsmeade, and no Death Eaters were going to ruin this night with his best mate.

How he convinced Dean to go along with his pub shenanigans was anyone's guess, but there he was, practically marching down the cobblestone street with a determined air about him.

Pushing open the door, he grinned up at the taller boy and said, "Maybe we'll find a few birds tonight, eh?"



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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-01 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Dean was busy watching his own feet as Seamus babbled, largely so they didn't intersect with his friend's and trip them both, since Seamus was hauling him around. Dean half wanted to ask if Seamus wanted to put a bloody leash on him or something. But he didn't really mind, unless he ended up tripping and meeting the pavement close-up. Then he'd mind a bit more. He grimaced in sympathy as Seamus mentioned candles though. There was nothing more traumatizing than proof that your parents were romantic-minded still. At least Seamus didn't have a million siblings running around to give proof that his folks still had romantic dinners. And after-dinner events Dean never, ever wanted to contemplate if he didn't have to.

Dean was worried about going back to school, and what was going on, as much as anyone in the D.A. was. But Seamus' enthusiasm was infectious, usually, and he hadn't put up a fight about going off to a pub, telling his family he'd stay with Seamus and be back tomorrow to pack up and get ready to go and all. That way if he managed to let Seamus get him pissed, he wouldn't have to listen to his mum about it. Or Amber, for the matter. She had an uncanny ability to sniff out when he felt under the weather the next morning and come and yell at him until his ears wanted to bleed. He loved her. But he thought it might be worth getting his wand broken to cast a silencing charm, once in a while.

Plus Dean generally wasn't that hard for Seamus to convince to do things, anyway. He tended to go along with minimal protesting, even if their more ill-advised outings and antics were usually Seamus' fault to start with, at least.

"You'd better not find one, since I'm staying with you and I don't fancy playing lookout in case your dad comes to check on you or something," Dean answered dryly. He wasn't half the flirt Seamus was, but he did all right, usually, and he didn't mind chatting girls up. But he wasn't the one night stand sort, and he didn't see much point in talking to girls he'd never see again, since they were leaving for school in a couple of days. (Granted, not being a one night stand sort was probably due, in large part, to the fact that he lived in a dorm he shared with his friends, or at home with his large family. It didn't leave many options. But he was more the faithful sort anyway, once someone caught his fancy.) "If you wander off to snog some girl, I'll tell her you have a wife at home after a gunpoint wedding when you were sixteen and you have wheat-headed little kids waiting at home," he threatened, walking in next to Seamus and stopping, looking around the dimly lit put and then nodding toward a table near the bar questioningly. "Good?"

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-03 05:30 pm UTC (link)
"Oh come on now!" Seamus said, protesting as he rocked back and forth on his heels as he surveyed the pub and nodded at the table that Dean had picked out. As much as sitting on a stool at the bar was fun, a table with chairs that had back support would probably be more useful to them. After all, if Seamus got drunk, something had to keep him sitting up and it surely wasn't going to be his own willpower. That was the first thing to go once he got drunk, right after his sobriety and ability to keep his pants on. Luckily, Seamus wasn't really looking to take off his pants and dance around on the table that night. That, while amusing, didn't pull many girls. Or any at all. "You don't know for sure that Seamus Jr. and Dean Jr. are mine."

Grinning wide, he ordered up a pint of whatever was on the tap before kicking Dean lightly under the table and leaning forward on his elbows, hands supporting his chin as he pinned Dean with a wide eyed stare. "And you know that harlot tricked me into marriage. There was some shiftiness going on. The Imperius Curse I say!" There was very little that Seamus couldn't turn around and twist to his own liking.

"Anyway, we have an arrangement. What I do on my nights 'off' is my own business and what she does is hers, as long as she has dinner waiting when I get back." Seamus, if he was ever manged to be convinced that marriage was a good idea, would no doubt make a lousy husband. Or so he thought. People had a way of changing when they were thrown into such situations. "Anyway, I'm with you." He pouted now. "They all seem to like you better than me these days." Ginny Weasley didn't go after him now, did she? But with good reason. Dean was tall, had muscles that Seamus didn't, a smile that made knickers drop, and handsome in a way that made girls (and some boys) swoon. For a second, Seamus got caught up in staring at his best mate and mentally listing his good qualities, before catching himself and shaking himself out of that.

"Doesn't matter! In a few days, we'll be back on the Hogwarts Express and up to our elbows in birds." Seamus was determined to have a full and active social life this year, because while he knew there was a war going on - and you had to be braindead to not know that - he wasn't quite dead yet and wasn't going to stop living his life.

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-04 10:45 pm UTC (link)
"Dean Jr.? Now you've gone and wrecked it all, Finnigan. What'll I call my kid when I end up shackled to some poor confused girl who wonders why her son levitates shite all the time," he teased. "Besides, Seamus Jr. looks just like you. Right down to the straw head and confused look."

He leaned back as they settled into the chairs, smirking at the pout. "Just the ones with eyes," he answered, lifting his chin in a faux-cocky expression that faded quickly, since Dean didn't actually have enough of a swelled head to keep it up. "You're just trying to run out on her now because she's got that mole and mustache. . ."

Dean laughed. "I feel bad for whatever bird you marry, mate. She'll probably kick your skinny arse in within a week. Remind me to tell my mum you said that next time you're over - she'll blister your ears for you."

Dean was oblivious to the reason for Seamus' vacant look, but he noticed the stare. They hadn't even gotten drinks yet, bit early for him to be drifting off. If he started that way, he might end up table dancing later. "You still with me?" he asked, lifting his eyebrows questioningly.

He gave a less-than-eloquent snort. "Yeah, because we end up swimming in girls every year." He'd dated Ginny, it was true, and it wasn't like neither of them had interest otherwise. But it wasn't elbows deep in anything. Dean didn't exactly plan on spending the year doing nothing but worry either - but he wasn't sure anyone would be in much of a place for snogging. Then again, maybe everyone would be looking to distract themselves, too.

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-06 04:08 am UTC (link)
"You'll just name him Thomas then," Seamus said, looking utterly proud of himself for keeping up with such a great name for Dean's imaginary child. "Thomas Thomas. A name so great, you have to say it twice!" Yes, Seamus thought he was hilarious despite what his friends - AND DEAN - told him.

It was funny. Seamus had confidence that wasn't all that deserved - though he was a looker in his own way - and Dean lacked a great deal of what was due to him. If Seamus had Dean's body, he would have been an insufferable git who would have found any reason he could to take off his shirt or walk around mostly naked.

Or naked. Seamus was sure that his mate was good looking all over. These thoughts, though, he was wisely kept to himself. Normal mates didn't say shite like that. Not without being as sincere as Seamus was.

"Question is," the blond said, taking his pint when it was brought to him. "Are you with me? Bet you I can finish mine before you can finish yours." He would have bet money, but he didn't need Dean to tell him that money was tight with the Thomas family.

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
"Thomas Thomas," Dean repeated. "My kid would hate me. He'll grow up to be a Slytherin tosser, just to spite me for naming him Thomas Thomas. I'll just have to name him Finn or something. And tell him what a twat his uncle Seamus is." Dean couldn't hide the way his grin widened though, or stifle the low laugh that escaped. He might give Seamus a hard time, but Dean did think Seamus was funny. Dean wasn't one to brood, usually, but he could settle into his own head and quiet, sometimes, and he had his bad moods, like anyone else did. No one could cheer him up faster than Seamus - or at least distract him.

Dean looked amused at the answer. "I'll leave you passed out here if you get knackered," he warned. It was a useless sort of warning, since Dean would never do that and they both knew it. He'd get Seamus home safe and drunk and tuck him into his bed safe and sound. The only way he wouldn't was if he was as far gone as Seamus was. Which wasn't impossible. Dean might be bigger, but he didn't drink much unless it was when Seamus was getting him to, so he didn't have loads of tolerance.

He picked up his pint, giving the girl serving it a quick smile of thanks and then looking back at Seamus, lifting the glass in a vague, cheering sort of motion, then smirking and cheating, tipping the glass back to drain half and getting the jump on Seamus. He had a bit of cash on him, he could afford a few drinks.

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-09 02:52 pm UTC (link)
"Sorry mate, but Finn's already taken. That's going to be the name of the baby on the way," Seamus said, winking even though he had no wife at home, two kids, or a baby on the way. "You're stuck with Thomas Thomas. S'what you get for letting me get some poor bird up the duff." Seamus was careful enough not have a couple little mini-Finnigans running around already, but if anyone got anyone else accidentally pregnant, good money would be on the Irish fellow who humped everything that moved.

Seamus knew it too. Which he was why he was quick to kill that particular conversation. "I don't think you would, ye great big softie! And if you did? You won't like what I plan to do to your bed in the Tower," Seamus warned, though he was well aware that Dean would never leave him to fend for himself like that. Not for more than a few minutes to teach him a lesson, anyway.

"And I wouldn't put it pas-HEY!" Seamus cried out, when Dean started to drink without waiting for Seamus to get with the program. Grabbing his pint glass, he knocked it back but Dean had the jump on him and would finish before he could.

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
"See, now this one I KNOW isn't yours, since she's been kicking you out of bed for a year now," Dean answered, laughing. Since it wasn't him in danger of having some bird show up claiming he was the daddy (he'd only gotten far enough for that to be a possibility fairly recently, and they'd been careful - and barely seen each other since, actually, it was a bit awkward), Dean just found the idea hilarious, really. "I tried to tell you, but you would have none of it. Serves you right." Seamus would, Dean was sure, eventually end up a dad with tiny little blond Finnigans running about. He'd be good at it, probably. Eventually. "Probably the bloke across the street's," he teased.

"What are you going to do to my bed? Aren't we too old for shortsheeting?" Dean asked. Probably not, but it was worth a try. He didn't deny the notion that he was a softie. He was, and they both knew it. He'd give people the shirt off his back if they needed it more. Well. Most people. He was a softie, he wasn't spineless.

He grinned, giving Seamus a chance to catch up, almost. But Dean was still finishing the last of the pint first, hiding an almost-belch behind his hand - out of habit than because he thought Seamus would care. He lived with his mum, she wasn't keen on bodily noises if they weren't from babies too young to be out of training pants. "One down, Finnigan. What do I win?"

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-10 02:35 pm UTC (link)
"That no good dirty rotten milkman's the one to blame. I see him eying her up when he comes to collect the bottles," Seamus said, scowling at the imaginary milkman and shaking his fist at him. But then he made his eyes comically wide. "Or do you, best mate o'mine, have anything you'd like to tell me? Do I really have a Thomas Finnigan on the way? I've seen the way she looks at you." Merlin help the girls that get stuck with these two, willing or unwilling. Because it was, without a doubt, going to be a constant...experience to try and get Seamus domesticated.

He only just stopped peeing on the furniture and all.

Reaching out with his leg to kick Dean gently, but hard enough to be felt - once he finished his own pint way too late - he gave a manly man burp without being polite about it and said, "Shortsheeting? No, you win getting the pleasure of finding your bed up on on the Astronomy Tower. You won't know when I'll do it, until I do it."

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-10 10:25 pm UTC (link)
"Milkman? Who has a milkman anymore? Are we in the bloody thirties?" Dean asked, laughing. He grinned at the shaking fist. "Not that she didn't try, but I wouldn't do that to you, mate. Besides, you know she's not my type. Bit too hairy," he teased blithely. "But if it were, bet my sprog would be loads prettier than yours."

Dean wasn't the type who played about. He usually had one girl he was with, and didn't really flirt or look about too much, outside of that. He was, one could claim, a bit more domesticated than Seamus. That didn't mean he put any real thought, other than teasing, into a future with kids or a wife or anything else, yet, other than the vague notion that he'd like kids, some day. Though not more than two - he loved his siblings. He didn't want a family as big as his though. His head would explode, and whatever crap job he ended up with would never pay for them.

Dean grunted at the kick, foot colliding with Seamus' shin in turn - though not that hard - and rolled his eyes at the burp. "Pig," he accused fondly. He laughed at the idea. "I'll just crawl into your bed, then. Leave you to worry about getting the bed down before McGonagall sees."

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-11 04:46 am UTC (link)
"I have a milkman and I'll have you know that aside from the funny business with me wife, Lawrence is a pretty standup fellow!" Seamus said, before stinking his tongue out at Dean oh so maturely. He never claimed to be the most mature of guys around, so he had no standard to deviate from. "At least I expect that betrayal from him though. But you, my best mate? I don't know if I can believe you..."

Seamus was constantly moving and flirting with anyone willing to indulge him for a few minutes and even those that wouldn't. He could flirt with a rock, if given the the dare, because he was just that kind of guy with a thing to prove. He might not be the strongest, the tallest, or the best Chaser around, but he could charm the knickers off McGonagall (fanciful thinking) if he put his mind to it. And he was a bit delusional. But wouldn't it be a challenge to find someone willing to put up wit his shite?

Y'know, aside from Dean. But he couldn't exactly marry Dean. Right?

"I knew it!" He crowed, drawing a few irritated looks, but more amused ones from the patrons of the bar. "You're just looking for a way to get into me bed. I'm onto ya, Thomas."

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-11 07:41 pm UTC (link)
"You're so full of it," Dean told him, laughing. "He's the mailman, you're just too much of a dolt to notice he's dropping off mail, not milk. He's probably named Kevin, and he hates you for calling him Lawrence. He's trying to have a shag with your hairy wife just because he thinks you're a dolt."

He looked up, catching the waitresses' eye to ask for another round. He looked back at Seamus when she'd left again. Had he known Seamus' predilection toward flirting with rocks, it was likely he'd have gone ahead and made that dare. Hopefully when there were witnesses around to see him trying to convince an oversized pebble for a snog.

Seamus might not be any of those things, but that had never really mattered to Dean anyway. Seamus was his best friend, and had been from the start, and Dean liked his company better than anyone else's, really. Seamus had seen him at his worst - which might not be all that bad, but still. He was more comfortable with Seamus than anyone. He might not be planning their wedding, but he'd thought more than a few times about maybe getting a flat after school, if he could find a way to afford it.

He winced at the crowing, picking up a napkin from the table, wadding it up and tossing it at Seamus' head. "If you toss my bed up onto the roof, when I already warned you, then seems like you'll be the one trying to get me there," he argued.

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-11 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Batting away the wadded up napkins, Seamus considered the best way to address Dean's highly unfounded accusations. He settled for making kissy faces and batting his eyelashes at Dean in a rather feminine manner.

"Oh Dean. You're quick on the uptake, you big strong manly man." Letting out a rather girlish giggle - that he would forever deny making in repeated stories of tonight - he winked at Dean. He would have flashed him a bit of his chest, if he had tits, but settled for the excessive eyelash fluttering.

Seamus was utterly ridiculous, but it was all apart of the charm that made him bearable.

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-11 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Dean watched the fluttering eyelashes, nose wrinkling at the cooing voice. "You look like someone threw soap in your eyes," he told his friend, laughing again. "Are you sure you're not a bird - I haven't heard ten year old girls that giggle that high-pitched," he teased.

He picked up the new pint as it was set down in front of them, and then leaned across the table, snatching Seamus' drink too, hoarding both of them and grinning. "If you're going to be a flirty wanker, then you don't get a drink unless you put out, or go tart up. You're looking rough, sweetheart," Dean told him.

Had it been anyone else, Dean wouldn't have teased quite so much, but it was Seamus, who was shameless. Put Dean around him long enough and it was a bit contagious.

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-12 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Dean got a rather rude gesture from Seamus, as he dropped his act and pinched Dean's arm to try and get his drink back. You didn't keep an Irishman from his drink, unless you wanted to be harmed. Which looked like Dean wanted to be, by the way he was holding onto Seamus' drink.

"If you're expecting a Veela, you can forget it, mate. I'm the closest you're going to get to one," Seamus said, leaning back in his seat and considering lifting his shirt up and flashing Dean his chest.

But then the prat would mock it and try to deflate his ego - an impossibility yes, but still not an appreciated gesture - and it would just turn into a pissing contest for the whole night. Naw, he wanted to talk to his mate without it all being teasing. "Gimme my drink, you wanker or I'll tell Amber on you and get her to make you up while you're sleeping off the drinks."

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-13 05:43 am UTC (link)
"Ow!" Dean yelped, much more than the pinch warranted. "Did you grow bloody crab claws over the hols?" he asked, making a show of peering at Dean's fingers, holding the pint back, out of Seamus' reach still.

"I wouldn't be after a Veela. Might peck out some bits I'm fond of." Not that Fleur hadn't been fit. Very fit. Ron might have been the one who made a fool of himself over her, but that didn't mean Dean hadn't done his fair share of watching her, too. Especially watching her walk away. He was a healthy teenager at the time. He didn't think anyone would blame him.

Dean made a face, since that bit was actually a danger. Amber was lethal when she was mad at him. And his mum and dad always took her side. She did the big innocent routine loads better than he ever did. "I'm sleeping with you when I'm sleeping off the drinks, unless you kick me out to go home," he pointed out. But he relinquished the drink finally, taking a sip off the top, just to be an ass, really.

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-13 01:51 pm UTC (link)
Again, Dean had the pleasure of getting the finger and was cheerfully told to 'Fuck off, mate.' It didn't stop Seamus from trying to reclaim his drink, which proved to make everything an odd mess of actions and hands. It was a wonder Seamus didn't end up knocking something over in the process.

"Are you stupid in the head? The dangers are there, but the they're outweighed by the things they can do in bed, I hear." Who hadn't watched Fleur walk away every chance that they had? Bill Weasley was a lucky, lucky bloke to have snagged that piece and no was going to deny that.

Seamus' face broke out into a grin, as he took back the drink. "I knew you'd see it my way, the right way, as soon as it was pointed out to you. You're like a daft little child that needs to be guided, sometimes." Immediately, he pulled his stretched out legs back to avoid any kicks under the table. Dean could still get him, but it would just be a little harder now.

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-13 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Dean laughed, feigning a look of shocked hurt at the "fuck off". As if he hadn't heard it a million times before. He pouted for a moment, and then gave up the sham, leaning back in the chair to sip as his drink, dragging this one out a bit more, now that Seamus wasn't on him to chug it down.

"Yeah? Who do you hear it from? Never actually heard of anyone GETTING one into bed. . . well not a full one, anyway." Since Bill must have gotten Fleur into bed. "What did you hear they do, anyway? I mean, they're either weird bird things or girls, yeah? So either they do the same things girls do, or they do something birds do. Which I don't bloody want to have in bed with me, thanks." Dean would rather watch from a distance than try to shag a harpy. Besides, Fleur had been pretty, but she'd seemed the sort who would take loads to impress. In bed or out. Too much pressure.

Dean slumped down in the seat enough to kick Seamus in the ankle anyway - he had longer legs. He wouldn't have bothered if he hadn't heard Seamus skittering his feet out of the way. "Your way's only the right way about once a year."

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[info]irishflirt
2009-09-14 05:02 am UTC (link)
If Dean fought all proper instead of playing dirty, Seamus would have won the first round of chugging drinks. Or so he said. But he didn't challenge Dean to another go because Seamus was a lot of talk, even when it came to drinking games. That wasn't to say he couldn't drink Neville or someone under the table, but Dean was bigger than him.

"People...that have had sex with Veelas. Like Fleur's dad. Shut it, don't try turning this around on me because you're gay and don't find female Veelas attractive, you great big wanker." Seamus might make a lot of jokes, but he didn't mean half the things he accused Dean of. Their friendship would have been in trouble if he did.

Spluttering in indignition, he waved his mug of beer - carefully, so not to spill a precious droplet - at Dean and said, "I'm always right. Your tendency to lie about these things warrants a visit to St. Mungo's psychiatric ward, I think."

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[info]deanthomas
2009-09-16 12:10 am UTC (link)
"Fleur's dad told you about shagging a Veela?" Dean asked, highly dubiously. "Because the two of you were such friends. . . Did he try to hex off your bits when he realized you were asking because you wanted to shag his daughter? Or did he just love you enough that he wanted to snap you up as a son in law, and that's why you couldn't snog her? Had to leave her for Bill so she didn't tie you down?" he teased, grinning widely. The crack about being gay brought his eyebrows up. "I'm bent when you were just batting your eyes at me? The whole place probably thinks you want in my pants, Finnigan."

Which might have been just a shade too far, since Dean paused, a little uncomfortable for a second for no reason he could name.

He shoved it off, manifesting in an actual physical shrug, and rolled his eyes. "They're attractive. I just wouldn't risk shagging one!"

"I don't lie. I'm going to laugh when you dump that pint on your head, waving it about like that." Though to be fair, Dean was actually a bit impressed he didn't spill a drop when he was gesturing with it.

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