Alec snorted. "Deface catholic churches, you heathen," he chastised, and he somehow made it sound amused rather than scolding. "If it makes you sleep better at night, I never got convicted of a felony, either." Unlike Lenore, it was actually possible that he might have actually committed a felony regardless of that. "I never committed a felony. Besides grand theft," he murmured, tilting his head slightly, so he murmured it into Lenore's ear. "But who really considers that a felony?" Besides the courts, of course. They definitely considered that a felony. All of the other things, the battery and violence and all of that bullshit was likely to be convicted as misdemeanors, should he actually be convicted of them, which he hadn't been.