"You don't want to ask, and you may never know." He said, somewhat mysteriously. He wasn't sure there would be any situation desperate enough to cause him to harm himself for a woman's attentions, but that didn't mean he couldn't let her wonder about it. The more they wondered, the more interested they tended to be. It was a fucking equation that he had learned and mastered. Or, he had in his head, anyway.
"I sure hope you have lollipops in your room because now I really want candy." Kaoru laughed, even though yeah, now he did want candy. All that talk about lollipops was getting to his sweet tooth and desperate need for lots of sugar.
He bowed very dramatically for her when she thanked him and called him monsieur. He took his own seat across from her grabbed up his fork, about to take a bite when she actually thanked him seriously. "Hey, any time Jay." And he meant it, that was obvious. He took a bite of his food, which was pretty awesomely edible. He was kind of proud of himself.
"Maybe you can cook for me next time. Except by cook I mean put take-out on plates and pretend you made it."