"Are you naturally this rude or are you trying to get yourself bitten?" Spike retorted with a glare, ignoring the fact that he probably couldn't follow through on the threat.
He tilted his head to one side. "I get the different ways for your life to go. Alternate realities, like this Captain John character who isn't me. Don't get what that's got to do with fiction."
He shook his head. "And why do people keep going on about fan-girls to me? Wish I could meet these bloody fan-girls."