"About as likely as you just have a bit of indigestion, I'd say."
Jack cocked his head, considering. "I know you're probably very against the whole having anyone touch you thing, but I might be able to take some of the spasm out of your back. If you were alright with that." He held up his hands and waved all 10 fingers. "I've been told I'm quite good with my hands. And I promise not to feel you up."