"No, but if you expect me to believe that you're an interdimensional traveller that got pissed and got lost, you're definition of genius is lacking." Owen sat down, really, what the fuck kind of idiot did he think he was. "Trust me, I don't much want to be me either, but this is the only reality I have and I'm not about to be taken in by some sob story, even if it is me telling it."