Jamie
"Someone just stole my wallet," Jack said, to someone he recognized, at the bar. "There's a few things important about this. First: I don't have any money, and I'm pretty sure there's no economy here, my urge to try to sleep with the 'natives' is on the rise. Along with my cock. That's not gonna end well, and I can't count to three because I've had *way* too much to drink."