"Ah..oh god. Now how's a man 'posed to think straight under these kind of conditions, huh? No fair. Bloody cheating that's what it is."
He let his head fall back, and his bluster dropped for a moment. "Listen, love. You can see through my eyes, you know what I feel about you, you can feel what goes through my head when I see you. Pair bonded, love, that's what we've done, y'know?"