"Of Buttermilk Biscuits and Sneaky Boxes" by planetkiller Author:planetkiller Title: Of Buttermilk Biscuit and Sneaky Boxes Rating: NC-17; Mature; Adult; Pairing: Jack/Ten; implied Rose/TARDIS Summary: The TARDIS helps Jack seduce Ten. Disclaimer: The rumours are lies; I'm not the BBC. Nor am I RTD. Or Julie Gardner. For: The fantabulously awesome scap3goat in honour of your triumphant kinda-return.