WHO: Yaxara Dabisch and Open (like yo momma) WHAT: Yaxara runs into a rather annoying April Fool's Day joke and doesn't really know what day it is. WHERE: Gym WHEN: 2259.091 (April first) during Alpha shift
It wasn't that Yaxara had never spent an April first amongst Terrans before. It was just that it was such a strange tradition that she never gave it much thought. (It wasn't as though she was new to the concepts of practical jokes for that matter. Though it was much harder to pull such a thing off on Betazed-- at least, to one's face.)
As a result she wasn't expecting to get hit. She headed the gym and got through her workout (running irregular Klingon verbs through her head as she did so) without incident. It wasn't until she was logging off the workout computers and it was giving her a run down of her stats when something happened. Everything ran through until.
"Net weight gain five pounds."
Yaxara blinked. That wasn't right. "Computer, repeat."
"Net weight gain five pounds."
"But there's no way that's right."
"Stats have been downloaded to your official health profile."
Her eyes narrowed.
"Computer, delete file."
"That function can not be accessed at this moment."
Yaxara was practically squinting, and she gave the console a thwap.