Voice mail message left
Mr. Cavanaugh, please don't send strange message carriers to my house after 8. I didn't appreciate either the fool in the black pyjamas, nor the young woman with the box of chocolates, ringing my doorbell and waking my daughter. I realize that behaving in this fashion and peppering your speech with expletives may seem 'edgy' or 'daring', but it only serves to make it difficult to take you seriously.
If you wish to continue this conversation, please feel free to contact me through more conventional means. Thank you and good night.