Hello, hello, hello! I'm bringing in this charming guy as a host and he will be a deputy. Unfortunately he has developed a pretty serious eyesight problem when it comes to shady things happening around him, at least if the exchange of goods and services to his benefit is involved. He is a good ally to have for all your criminal types, at least until he suspects the jig is just about to be up. He'll turn you in without batting an eyelash and not lose any sleep over it. Because Jeb is always looking out for Jeb first.
Jeb is generally a mercurial kind of guy, little things may or may not set him off depending on time of day, weather and the position of the planets. He will flirt with anything that moves if he feels like it or threaten to arrest you for breathing wrong. The fastest way to piss him off is by mistreating the feeble creatures, like children and puppies and womenfolk. It's pretty much the only time he would ignore even the most substantial bribe, he's peculiar like that.
He is the host originally created for vanost, other than that I need everything so GIMME. Please.