Avoiding angry killer robots is always a good plan. But I promise the phones are safe.
You don't need to call me sir unless it makes you more comfortable. Steve or Cap or whatever you like, ok? And I've figured a little bit out from reading through. It sounds like you already have a bunch of people ready to help you settle in but if you need anything else, just say the word. I wouldn't mind getting to know you sometime if you're ever up for it? No pressure though, if the weird is a little too much.