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Apparently my actor is a jackass.
To address the points:
-Yes, I can sing.
-No, I do not own berets. Or scarves, except one or two of the winter kind. Definitely not a collection.
-I have never played a trombone. Guitar, yes. Piano, yes. Trombone, no. Also no ska band experience. Sorry.
-What's a Tinder date?
-The cats do not have Instagram. I do, however, have way too many pictures of them.
-I do kick ass at Mario Kart.
-What is Paul Blart?
-I can open a pickle jar.
-I have definitely lost my virginity. Otherwise, I'm not sure where the two kids came from.
-I am terrible at bowling. I don't know why. I should be good at bowling. It's freaking annoying.
-I don't do Fantasy sports leagues.
-I don't even have Jean Claude Van Damme's number. How would I even do that?
-I don't flirt at Chipoltle.
-I don't own water resistant socks.
I'm sorry to ruin your illusions about me.