Dean/Liv
Use a condom? And a lip-condom? Find someone immune to that bullshit? There are options.
...never eat my brain. I'd put the hitman to shame. And you'd grow a terrible co-dependence on a moose.
And now you're a person who knows there's a quirky TV show character existing about them with a defeatist attitude. I haven't quit. And I want to murder everything in sight. You just eat brains. It's not an awesome life or unlife or...whatever. But you're not six feet under and the people you love still exist. Count it as a win, Liv. It's a win.