Dean/Liv Porn, porn, porn. Oh don't be celibate. Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't Liv. Get it? ;D
At least magic doesn't work on me. I'm like a very good-looking cockaroach.
Then...more dead. If anyone tries to make you more dead. You have to look at the bright side. It takes women all over the world hours of trying to get hair as bleached as yours. You won't age. Once you get the brain-eating thing down maybe you can have a semi-normal life.