Well, yeah. But everything is an alternate universe for me. Really, it's not so bad. At least this version of my Dad didn't hit on me. And, you know, my Dad's aliveThe last one I was in was kind of a mess, and then I got to come here. Then there was a bit of a mess...and now that I know what can sometimes come out of these universes? This one is pretty fantastic. I mean, really. The worst your day to day gets here is you've got to take your costume out every once and awhile, or cut down on Granny's desserts (which good luck). Bonus perk, not that you had one, but secret identities aren't a big deal here.
Mr. Stars and Stripes Full disclosure? I totally get it. I don't really like to mention it but, Peter? He's my Dad-not-Dad. My dad died in my universe, and in his I was never born. I mean, I know it sounds super weird, but this place? It's capable of some real magic. Kind of in more ways than one. And telling you all this is...I don't know. You're Cap. Even though we never met, you've always been a big inspiration to me. If you ever need anything, you just say the word.
Which goes for sandwiches, and just about any kind of dessert you could want. I end up baking a lot here. And, more seriously? If you need to talk about weirdo alternate reality things. I could probably use 'em myself sometimes.