No. Seriously. I mean. I never met you. You passed the shield off but I grew up hearing stories about you a lot. I seriously cannot believe I'm talking to THE Captain America right now I was kind of a sub-list Avenger back home and I actually really good friends with the person who carried the mantle after you passed it off. She never let me ride on the shield though...
So like. Totally not trying to be creepy but...Can I, or would you, be interested in a slice of apple pie from the local diner here? It's really good, and totally my treat.