Interesting, not worse. You sure you're not the real authority back home? Titles are one thing, but the rest of us poor sods usually know who's really in charge.
What, really? And all this time I thought it was the gloopy salve and never-ending scowls that made you lot charming.
That's not true. I'd wager you have plenty of embarrassing stories about this Captain of yours. Mine are top secret until you've had at least one drink.