How terrible would it make me if I said teaching was a lot easier without magic and superpowers? I know some of you are uncomfortable without them, and I understand, but recess is much simpler without anyone threatening to curse anyone else.
[Friends & Family] It has happened. I'm tired of being pregnant. I'm huge and clumsy and annoyed at everything. Someone come watch terrible chick flicks with me and keep me from being mean to my husband. (I love you, David. No matter how much everything is obviously your fault.)