Not in the mood for weirdo villains or nefarious plots so if we could just, I don't know, deposit me right back where I was a few hours ago, I'd appreciate it. You're looking for someone who doesn't even exist anymore- it has nothing to do with me, honest, I just take the pictures. I mean, making me think I'm trapped in a storybook? Well-played. But Spider-man just isn't me.