So, this is totally Darcy's fault, kay?
Mermaid anatomy, how does it work? And to anyone going to school around here, do they teach that stuff in class here? Because, seriously, pretty sure fairytale anatomy should be on the regular curriculum in these parts. Where are the lessons on unicorn anatomy? Centaurs? Dragons? How do they work? How does any of this stuff work with each other? Death, dying, breathing, reproduction, the whole nine yards! You're letting me down, Storybrooke. The school board should really start thinking about these things. I don't have kids but can I join the PTA or something and bring this stuff up? Just think about it! Knowledge is power or something like that.
...I'm bored okay? It's this or I start waking up people in the middle of the night with light shows made of awesome. Pretty sure that one would have me in jail for disturbing the peace and I don't think anyone is gonna spring for my bail.