They're not exactly the thing I'm best at either. Throwing them for other people? Maybe. Attending them? No. Nope, pretty bad at that. Especially if there's any kind of mandatory dancing. Trust me, you don't want to see me dance.
Do you drink? How do you feel about cocktails? Alcohol your thing at all? Would you like to come by for Shepard's semi-infamous chicken dinner and Martini's though? It's a small gathering, promise.