( Phil )
Please don't murder a national icon and your childhood hero.
There will be paperwork and team dynamics will be awkward and you might get arrested.
I don't want you to get arrested.
For all intents and purposes, Steve's a dumb kid. He's like...26. Do you remember being dumb about relationships at that age? I'm not saying he's not being kind of an idiot, but just go easy on him and don't murder him.