Oooh, yes! "Hey, wizard people, can ya'll light a show on fire and send it to cancellation? That'd be awesome of you. Thanks."
What is up with vampires and fire anyway? I've seen stuff that says it's because they are undead and extra flammable, but how exactly does that make them more flammable than normal people? No one likes to be on fire. Except maybe pyros and people with fire powers. Or fire elementals or something.