Besides, it could be worse. You could be named Malhaficarium or something else super ridiculous.
Well, you go online and the website, which is here: https://signup.netflix.com Then you just, ya know, follow the instructions. It's not too hard. I betcha you've been through harder to use programs. Once you're all set up, you can just watch the stuff anytime and anywhere you have it set up. And what you can't find there, you can find somewhere on the internet if you just look hard enough. Not that you should in some cases, but you know, internet. There's a rule that you can pretty much find everything somewhere on it.