Friend, please. There only be so much testin' a man's conscience can take. You jus' trus' Ol' Gambit when he say that the cards really be the smallest part of sittin' round a table to play dem. But, I do promise to do what I can to see to it that you have fun, and can play da' game well.
You jus' lemme know when is a good time for you, yeah?