Yes but...Mon Ami, you do realize that, especially in a game like Poker, the game is maybe not so much about the cards, oui?
Listen, while it would have been a pleasure to sit down with you at points in my life and fleece you like a Scotsman might his sheep, you 'ave a bit of luck comin' your way. Maybe it's landin' in the land of Make Believe, maybe we just call it Christmas but..
What's say you just come 'round and you'n'me'll sit down and play through a few hands. Gambit would be happy to teach you some simple tricks of the trade, and we see how you do before sittin' down at a table to play for real, huh?