This is a thing that must be fixed. Not that muffins aren't good, but.. maple donuts. Oh god, yes. I wanted to hoard it all each time I went there. I was thwarted each time.
I think the username was one of those ones that was a random looking mix of letters and numbers. Is it weird that my first thought when I saw it was how I kind of wish it had been by someone named "LoisSuperFan" or something?