Hello. I'm Marlene McKinnon, and forgive me for being frightfully rude, but I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself to everyone because I've been so busy trying to learn how to use this muggle technology, attempting to become familiar with the town, and looking for a decent cup of tea. Unfortunately, I've only somewhat succeeded in one of those things. This town is rather lovely, and I'm aware that I could be trapped in a place far worse than this, but you Americans do not know how to make tea, and having to use the angriest owl in the Owlery would be preferable to this PTA contraption.