Funny, as I see it, I ain't got no ship, and no ship, means no shuttles, and no shuttles means I got nothin' to lease, and if I got nothin' to lease, you got nothin' to rent -- though you do make a bit of a point on matters of fault, but I ain't here to split hairs.
As for my arrival, well, 'bout the same as you I imagine. One minute I'm just goin' about my business, you know, bein' a kindly an' upstanding redistributer of wealth and prosperity, and the next I know, I'm gettin' pulled out of my bunk and back to Earth-that-was -- least, if you're gonna believe the local colors.
On that note, I'm pretty sure there's somethin' in the water here, and you probably shouldn't drink it.