I think all Parker's should have the mandatory middle name of 'Surprise'..
( April )
I...I don't really know what to say, which, if you know me like you say, you'll know is kind of saying something. I never met you. The last thing I remember before the first portal was doing battle with this terribly obnoxious old-timer. After that things just got..weird. Like. Really weird, but not as weird as finding out I have a clone sister.
It's not a problem. I just feel...bad, actually. I mean, you seem to know an awful lot about me, and I, uh, I don't really have anything to go on here so...Welcome to the Family?
Did you at least get all the cool bennie's of being a clone, you know, aside from the dashingly good looks?