All right, then. I was brought up to speed, someone showed me how to use this bloody thing (good thing, too, or I'd have probably stared at it for a minute and then pitched it in the bin), and I'm coping with the fact that I'm apparently stuck here for the unforeseeable future. I'm not entirely happy with that news, but I'm on my way to accepting it or, at the very least, not making as many angry faces.
I was kind of in the middle of something back home, so has anyone gotten closer to figuring out how to get us back there? Would like to finish that up, if you don't mind.
Oh, and they said to introduce myself. I'm Dorcas Meadowes.