that fucker writes the weirdest shit. he's great. how is it even gay when it's about the concept of money though? 'cause it's in the butt? straight stuff happens in the butt sometimes though too. i think he's limiting his audience and he should reach out to the straight weirdos too.
i think you can only do that once and then it's ripping off. there's a shitton of dinosaurs but only one concept of money porn? plus, people on money are always old white dudes. or the queen. no one wants to think about that when they're naked.
okay, so, the answer changes depending on which universe's civil war. but you said crying, so i'm gonna assume it's the baby universe and go from there. fuck rogers, because he bangs guys so he's probably good at it, marry t'challa because sugar daddy, and kill stark because he'd talk too much while you tried to get him to sugar daddy.