Oddity Title; Oddity Characters/Pairings; Crawford. Schuldig. & a woman I hope to god doesn't exist. Team; Schwarz. Rating; G. Word Count; 100 Author's Notes; I, too, am ashamed.
Crawford watched the woman intently, biting his lower lip and clenching his knees tightly to keep himself from moaning in ecstacy. Schuldig looked between the two, slender brow raising.
“Crawford..” he said quietly. “I realize everyone has their own tastes, but don’t you think that’s a little over the top?”
“I don’t question your taste in whores, Schuldig. I’ll not have you questioning mine,” Crawford responded flatly.
Schuldig sighed and turned his eyes to the woman before them. Her muscles were twice the size of her head, and her chin was showing stubble.