DA:O Journal RP Crack Theatre: Bat Templars!
"If more templars were like Aurin..."
Sponsored by the AURIN IS AWESOME Propaganda Society, which lasted about 22 minutes before disbanding (ie. conlandelaine left the chat room).
<@Dee`Work> Aurin is not crazy <@Dee`Work> he's just... * Aurin slips Con a sovereign to say it. <@Imenry> Since you didn't set me on fire <@Dee`Work> enthusiastic <@Conlan> Who Aurin? <@Dee`Work> and an addict <@Imenry> I don't think he was the right person for this job <@Conlan> Aurin's the only one who sees the blood mages for the danger they really are <@Conlan> if not for him, and his constant vigilance, we'd all be syphoned of our life forces and dancing like puppets on the strings of a blood mage <@Imenry> LOL <@Dee`Work> LOL * Dee`Work is crying laughing <@Conlan> and to those who say Aurin goes too far, I say that he does not go far enough! <@Imenry> Oh god <@Aurin> Yes, but my soverign wouldn't have been nearly as amusingly spent if I had paid Falina to do it. <@Conlan> If more Templars were like Aurin, King Calian might still be alive today <@Falina-Thren> @ aurin, you don't have nearly enough faith in my <@Falina-Thren> *me <@Falina-Thren> @ conlan lol <@Imenry> What Conlan? LOL <@Imenry> How does that even make sense...? Nevermind it just doesn't <@Conlan> anyways IF MORE TEMPLARS WERE LIKE AURIN, People like Jowan would have been set on fire <@Conlan> then he wouldn't be there to poision Arl Eamon <@Conlan> and the Arl could have been at Ostagar <@Conlan> to save the King <@Imenry> To die with the king <@Dee`Work> LOL <@Conlan> If more Templars were like Aurin, the incident with Uldred would never have happened! * Dee`Work is crying laughing <@Falina-Thren> If more templars were like Aurin, Orazammar wouldn't need a king, we'd just follow him <@Signy> ....? How did we get to following Aurin as our king? <@Conlan> If more Templars were like Aurin, Signy would still be a noble! <@Conlan> You washed the dishes? <@Signy> Y-yeah! Um. SURE WHY NOT. <@Conlan> IF MORE TEMPLARS WERE LIKE AURIN SIGNY WOULD NOT BE FORCED TO TEACH SMALL CHILDREN! * Aurin dies! <@Conlan> if more Templars were like Aurin all the Tranquil would have dustbins of their own! <@Cormac_Murrough> If more Templars were like Aurin, there'd be no doors in the Tower. They'd just smash through the walls. <@Aurin> This is so going to be a running joke. <@Cormac_Murrough> Aurin <@Cormac_Murrough> You have become our Chuck Norris <@Conlan> if more Templars were like Aurin, templar applications would be easier to write, because they could just copy/paste his! <@Aurin> I have. I have. <@Aurin> I am alright with this. <@Dee`Work> ..... <@Conlan> if more Templars were like Aurin, we could change the Templar armor to a batsuit! <@Dee`Work> IJ seriously needs to st-- ROFL <@Imenry> LOL * Dee`Work is crying laughing <@Aurin> LOL <@Aurin> I... <@Cormac_Murrough> (I'm in favor of that) <@Imenry> Would it come with all the gadgets Conlan? <@Dee`Work> Alderic: ...but...I /like/ the Templar armor! <@Dee`Work> Aurin: Silence, inferior templar! <@Cormac_Murrough> (But only if it had the rubber nipples) <@Imenry> (ROFL) <@Dee`Work> (*DIES*) <@Aurin> I just had the image of the ARMY OF DUNCAN from that one video, but it was all BatTemplars <@Cormac_Murrough> LMAO <@Imenry> ROFL <@Cormac_Murrough> And by Bat we mean both Batsuit and Batshit Crazy <@Aurin> Yes. <@Cormac_Murrough> I love it. <@Aurin> Random Mage: First Enchanter! I'm scared! The Templar's are hanging from the gargoyles again! <@Imenry> Oh god... Batmans skulking in every shadow <@Imenry> I think the Tower would be a much scarier place <@Thais> ... <@Conlan> If more Templars were like Aurin mages could feel more at ease, because while the Templars would still be watching them, they'd never see the Templars coming <@Aurin> One mage learns about blood magic, then suddenly FIST OUT OF THE DARKNESS TO THE FACE <@Conlan> See that, I may not have proven you were crazy, but I feel I earned my sovereign